My biggest (out of many) clown moments was when i was riding my bike around Glenelg and in front of a massive crowd of people i fell off and stacked it as i jumped a kerb. As if that wasn't embarassing enough, I was actually an on duty police officer on push bike patrols at the time. But being the show person that I am, I took a bow to the cheering crowd and rode off, maybe not red nosed, but definately red faced and with some red knees.

My most clownish would be dancing on a podium at an adelaide club with my shirt off and between my legs, I was riding it like a pony!  I got kicked out as you would hope someone doing that would, and have learned my lesson.

Newcastle please! xx 

I had maybe a little too much to drink at my work Chrissy party and had to get the bus home after collecting my daughter. MMMMM...... well let's just say I seemed to embarrass my daughter when I got the giggles and couldn't stop. You know when you have these laughing fits, you just lose control and laugh so so loud!!!  Everyone on the bus was wondering what what the heck was going on! 

On holidays with my two sons, when returning to our holiday, we joked around with this policeman and I asked him to frisk me while we filmed it.  He did so and pulled my shorts down... he was embarassed at first then saw it as a huge joke.. I felt the super-clown and he ended up on the road in stitches. 

My clownish moment was when I was helping friends on their Ostrich farm. They let me do the feed in what they called the 'tame' Ostrich's pen, and stood outside the fence to watch in case I needed any help.  But they neglected to tell me of his little habit.  So, there I am dishing out the feed when he comes sauntering up behind me, turns and gives me a huge bump to my rear end, sending me flying and onto the wet, muddy, ostrich-poo laden ground in the pen. My friends thought it was hilarious and just about wet themselves laughing.

Twenty minutes into a date -romantic setting, overlooking the water, having a drink in Bondi- I went to sip on my daiquiri without looking and the straw went up my nose.  Felt my face burn with embarassment, but was relieved when I convinced myself he hadn't seen. However, my nose began running like a tap and the romance soon died as I was told my nose was bleeding - now complimenting the bright coral shade of my cheeks.

My most clownish (and blondest) moment was when I reversed my car out of my garage, while the electric rollerdoor was coming down! I went straight through it and got stuck half way out, bending the door and ripping it off it's tracks, and snapping the spoiler clear off the roof of my near-new hatch. The rollerdoor repair guy and the smash repairers all had a right old chuckle as you can imagine.

When I was younger I was involved in calisthenics and all we had to do was march around the stage to finish off our song. I was so much in the zone and caught up in my performance, that I didn't notice the music had stopped and everyone else had already exited the stage. But still there I was marching around on my own in my bright green leotard, blissfully unaware, until my instructor's hand came out from behind the curtain to pull me off the stage! Embarrassingly it was all caught on tape to be relived over and over again! .

I was trying to impress a boy i liked and we went on a bike ride, i was showing him how i could go no hands down a big hill and rode into a parked car and broke my arm. He was polite enough to knock on the car owners door and take the blame!

perhaps the time when i was trying my friends unicycle.. fell flat on my back so whilst i was knocked out my friend decroated the area with banana peals and paintedmy nose red. the photo the next day there was a photo captioned 'circus skills that were average'

Some time ago, I was sitting in the passenger's seat as we were driving along a 2 lane highway. I had a helium baloon positioned between my legs, holding it down, not to impeed the driver's view. Occassionally the balloon popped up a little and I'd reposition it again between my legs. The ute beside me kept creeping up next to us and craning their necks to see what it was! After a while of playing with them, I showed them it was a balloon. They were laughing histerically - I think they had sinister dirty thoughts!

Sorry forgot to ask for Newcastle - thanks Ven737

mine when on class trip to gym and let go fart i clear the gym

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