shaunp
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| 28 Nov 2008 3:06 PM |
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Liveguide is giving away 5 double passes to attend the Le Grand Cirque at the Gold Coast, Sydney, Newcastle & Adelaide!
Seen by millions of people around the world, Le Grand Cirque is a jaw-dropping visual feast of breathtaking group acrobatics and white-knuckle stunts. Featuring an international company of over 35 champion acrobats and feature acts, Le Grand Cirque is a fast-paced, heart-pounding spectacle that will astound you and keep you at the edge of your seats!
Having broken all box office records in the history of the Sydney Opera House this year, Le Grand Cirque will visit the Gold Coast, Newcastle and Adelaide as part of an extensive international tour.
Extravagant and mesmerising, LE GRAND CIRQUE is a spectacular experience the family will never forget. Seasons sell out fast, so book quickly!!
To enter, describe for us your most clownish moment. The funniest response will win in their city. Simple.
Winners will be drawn on the following dates:
Gold Coast: 18th December
Sydney: 30th December
Newcastle: 10th January
Adelaide: 10 Jan
For information on the Le Grand Cirque tour, click here. |
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Ciana
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| 28 Nov 2008 6:44 PM |
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my most clownish (and embarassing) moment was when i was showing off infront of my friends, trying to impress people and i sneezed and farted at the same time.
thats talent!!! |
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1147050
Posts:195
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| 28 Nov 2008 11:55 PM |
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Whilst trying to impress this broad i was mucking about and ended up breaking my arm at the doctors surgery. Pretty convenient. Didnt see her again tho. Obviosuly didnt work |
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inoz
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| 01 Dec 2008 10:20 PM |
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Newcastle: 10th January
When I dressed up as a clown for my daughter's birthday & they pulled off my clown wig! |
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scary
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| 02 Dec 2008 9:13 AM |
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I DRESSED UP AS DRACULA AT A PARTY WHERE NO ONE ELSE DRESSED UP IN FANCY DRESS. IMADE THE MOST OF IT |
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adamg483
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| 03 Dec 2008 5:41 AM |
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my most clownish moment was when I was in a club and i lost my balance and spilled a whole table of drinks over onto this girl that i was trying to impress. she was wearing white. |
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jeffh666
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| 04 Dec 2008 7:51 AM |
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my most clownish moment was trying to impress a girl on my pushy, stacked it big time, rolled many times & ripped open the top of my foot
but i did get the girl...
ahh sympathy, a morons best friend |
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missblonde
Posts:21
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| 04 Dec 2008 10:42 AM |
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Being an idiot with my boyfriend meant I jumped over him but accidentally fell straight off the bed and onto the floor - pity it was a bunk bed at the time, I was just 16! Pain and blood won't turn a guy on...trust me |
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skebabi21
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| 04 Dec 2008 12:44 PM |
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I was told to dress up in Glam Rock gear for the Arias, so I dressed up as Paul Stanley from KISS and all my friends called me clown |
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spog777
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| 05 Dec 2008 12:51 PM |
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I was on a river swing rope and hit a tree, snagging and loosing my bathers and to top it off i lost my grip and was left hanging upside down naked and battered |
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hayleyhay
Posts:3
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| 05 Dec 2008 2:41 PM |
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a drunken moment, (play) fighting with my sister in the middle of a karaoke bar on the couch. I was lying over her and whilst slapping her my tittie fell out of my top unbeknown to me. I stood up and was walking around then saw the shock horror on my friends faces. Although not all of the bar saw me do the janet jackson i was really embaressed |
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lala
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| 05 Dec 2008 10:03 PM |
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Leaving Primary School one day, I thought I'd impress my classmates by doing a big skid on my yellow malvern star. Not only did I come off the bike and land up against the wire fence - but the skid took out my back tyre and I had to walk the 7 blocks to home! |
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chrisb1
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| 07 Dec 2008 5:10 PM |
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When i get a whiff of someone's alcoholic drink it seems to go straight to my head and I'm told that I ggigle like mad and act like a clown |
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karinawong
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| 07 Dec 2008 11:09 PM |
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I was having a lunch board meeting and i was hacking into this piece of chicken when an elastic from my braces flew out of my mouth, over the table and onto the other side. Everyone saw. I went bright red. Wanted to die. |
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katye22
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| 08 Dec 2008 12:02 PM |
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I had just had a baby, went back to work and presented a very important sales board meeting. I sneezed and wet myself in front of all the bigwigs, then tried to run to the loos but then managed to trip over a chair leg and fall to the floor, hitting my head on the door on my way out. We got the gig, but I think it was more out of sympathy than anything else! Warning to new mothers, bladder control is lost after children :( |
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Mickhels
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| 08 Dec 2008 9:41 PM |
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My most clownish/embarassing is while I worked at Space Skate in Carins I went in for a skate one day after swimming, I was wearing a pair of swimmers and t shirt, when a friend skated up behind me and pulled the swimmers down, he said I thought yo had something on underneath, needless to say I left the rink for the day. |
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plymouthboy
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| 09 Dec 2008 6:55 AM |
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At work jumping out of the truck, getting hung up on the gear stick with my shorts and nearly landing on my head, ended up ripping shorts and feeling like a complete idiot,
all for the sake of catching the pie van. |
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austhome7
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| 09 Dec 2008 9:45 AM |
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It was when my kids decided to do some face painting on me and they painted a clown face on me and it looked so funny.
Sydney please |
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Reenz
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| 09 Dec 2008 11:26 AM |
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OMG my brothers are embarassing all the time. like one time when I was 15 years old, many years ago now. I went to a party out bush with my underage friends. my brother tracked me down and came flying out off the dark in dads 4WD towards our big bush party. shocked i didnt move as they pulled up and said get in the car now. acting all tough and dangerious i said no. But being the youngest off my siblings i was picked up and put into the car, as we drove away my brothers waved at all my friends and shamed me out to the max. BUT there is more as we were driving away i was crying and yelling and then i said I PUT $10 in for that beer. as soon as i said that my brother turned around when back to the party got out walked upto my best mate and said GIVE MY SISTERS MONEY BACK. OMG everyone was there and I should off kept my mouth shut. NEVER LEARN |
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BJG1
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| 10 Dec 2008 11:59 PM |
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11 Dec 2008 12:40 AM Quote Reply Alert
My most clownish moment was when I was trying to impress a pretty girl on my 18th birthday.I told her all about her sister and boyfriend problems.She turn to me and said "have you finished! I think you are really cute however you are a real clown because that's my sister and her boyfriend.I won in the end i have been married to that pretty girl for ten years and we have four wonderful children. Clowning sometimes pays off!!!
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marn28
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| 11 Dec 2008 10:56 PM |
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My most clownish moment happened when I was just 15. A serious teen muso I was - joined an orchestra and played anything I could get my hands on - percussion, recorder - you name it.
This particular night I was playing cello. The concert stage was set, the lights were down, the atmosphere was - shall I say - accoustic? We played, only soon after I realised my chair was sinking into the floor of the stage! The dodgy repair men had replaced a missing floorboard with masking tape and half of my chair ended up falling through the floorboard! |
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austhome7
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| 13 Dec 2008 12:02 AM |
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I was trying to show off in front of my wife by jumping a fence and my landing was rather comical as I went bounce, bounce, bounce and then splat, I hit the carpark road and broke my arm
sydney please |
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MarkM
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| 13 Dec 2008 7:57 AM |
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Cycling home during peak hour,could not get my feet out of pedal clips at a red light and went over in front of workmates |
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Jimmylover
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| 13 Dec 2008 11:47 AM |
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On the night of my mothers funeral, some friends, my partner and myself drunk a bottle of Sambucca to celebrate her life, being very drunk at the end of the night, my partner and I went to bed, he left his clothes on, but took them off early hours of the morning. He got up to go to the loo and he had embedded to his back 4X one dollar coins, which had previously fallen out of his pocket in the bed before he had taken his jeans off. I laughed so hard seeing this dear hung over man scrabbling to the toilet with a back full of gold coins, I wet the bed laughing, I did not get to the toilet in time.. |
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channah
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| 19 Dec 2008 5:29 PM |
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I hadn't ridden a bike for, oh, probably 15 years. They say you never forget how - well I'm sure the brain remembers but in my case, the body hadn't a clue. Friends and I hired bikes one day when holidaying in Alice Springs, to go sightseeing. I steered mine onto the pavement, climbed on and set off. I wobbled ahead for all of two seconds before meeting a parking sign pole head-on. That was the beginning of a day full of indignities and a very sore rear end that night. |
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arison
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| 19 Dec 2008 8:21 PM |
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It's all about gaining attention, isn't it? Like this one time, at a party it was so boring. I think it was an engagement. All stiff and proper like. Nothing that putting a preying mantus in my mouth for all to see wouldn't fix.
can i visit the Adelaide one please? |
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Ros12
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| 19 Dec 2008 9:53 PM |
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My wedding
Organised soley by ourselves at home.
Unhelpful in laws arrived 2 weeks early.
Baby in emergency the night before.
Bald celebrant's hat crushed. |
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bertc
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| 20 Dec 2008 7:56 AM |
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I went to a fancy dress party - dressed all in red and carrying handlebars - i went as a 'Menstrual Cycle'! |
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nicco101
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| 20 Dec 2008 1:53 PM |
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I knocked a pyramid stack of drink cans over at the school canteen once with a 5 cent coin by throwing it at the bottom center one and peircing it. I had to clean up the mess, but I won 5 bucks for it. |
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rachela
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| 25 Dec 2008 7:31 PM |
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Trying to impress a music critic and mistakenly saying the soft bulletin was a good debut album for flaming lips. |
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