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mckibbyUser is Offline

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01 Aug 2009 9:08 PM  

Paris Hilton so I could make her say something intelligent for once!

sandy4steveUser is Offline

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02 Aug 2009 11:16 AM  
Fatty Paul Vautin as he is his own dummy
julz8User is Offline

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03 Aug 2009 9:59 AM  
My Boss cause then I could give her the same shit that she give us .. I would love to put her in a suit case and forget to open it.. Then every now and then let her out for some air. I;ll forget where I put the case... Ha ha.. Tell every body she's on leave ...... Happy Days are here agin...
.... I WISH .....
angels8599User is Offline

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03 Aug 2009 5:25 PM  
My neighbour could really do with something up her ass, and being a ventriloquist for her big mouth would mean I could really make her life suck by calling a bikie gang wankers and idiots.
jeffh666User is Offline

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06 Aug 2009 9:16 AM  
I'd like to try to be a ventro vantro vintur ... you know the word ... for John Howard. I t wouldn't be the first time he has had a hand up his ... nice weather today
SARAH65User is Offline

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06 Aug 2009 3:46 PM  
Derryn Hinch honestly I couldn't do a worse job than he does with what pours out of his mouth
drbruceUser is Offline

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07 Aug 2009 9:53 AM  

Heath Ledger...seriously, I love the man but his role as Ennis Del Mar in Brokeback Mountain...I swear he never moved his lips - proof someone else was a ventriloquist for him. Now it's my turn!

mrboffeyUser is Offline

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07 Aug 2009 12:40 PM  
Tom Cruise then i would be the worlds first Mute Ventriloquist.
skebabi21User is Offline

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09 Aug 2009 12:44 PM  
I'd like to have my hand up Jon Bon Jovi any day!
skebabi21User is Offline

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09 Aug 2009 12:47 PM  

A proctologist, they all deserve a bit of their own medicine

JELLLYUser is Offline

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10 Aug 2009 12:51 PM  

My own.. Just because.


in crayons
fudge66User is Offline

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10 Aug 2009 3:40 PM  
I think Julia Gillard because red heads to have more fun and something interesting to say..eventhough she is a pollie
littlejules29User is Offline

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10 Aug 2009 7:27 PM  

My Boss- I could make him shut up, him hit himself in the head and lock him away in a wooden box when I'm done!

 

AxemanUser is Offline

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10 Aug 2009 11:21 PM  
Michael Jackson so I could make him sing all his classic hits: Ain't No Sunshine, We're Almost There, Don't Stop Till You Get Enough, Beat It, Thriller, The Way You Make Me Feel, You Are Not Alone, Is It Scary and Heaven Can Wait.

Joe if you read this, give me a call!
chateeUser is Offline

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11 Aug 2009 5:02 PM  
My husband so that he would actually say what I want him to say and not argue with me and maybe it would stop his 'selective hearing'. He would make me a happy wife and it would improve our relationship! :)
leftlaneUser is Offline

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11 Aug 2009 7:03 PM  
My Nanna as most times I just want the big black hole to swallow me up with the comments she makes when she thinks people are not listening
joey2608User is Offline

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12 Aug 2009 1:35 PM  
Rove McManus. He is small enough for me to be able to make people believe he is a puppet.
djmaxUser is Offline

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12 Aug 2009 2:50 PM  
My husband at least that way i could have a sensible conversation with him.
diannaringUser is Offline

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14 Aug 2009 8:01 AM  
Charlie Harper on Two and a Half Men - pay back to his brother
fourxxr8User is Offline

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15 Aug 2009 7:46 AM  
That bloody VIDEO REF @ NRL games, surely whatever I made him to say would be 110% better than the absolute crappy decisions he's been making lately!!! I'm sure his seeing eye dog taps one paw on his lap for "NO TRY" & two paws for "TRY"!!!
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