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shaunpUser is Offline

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13 Jul 2009 2:01 PM  

Liveguide is giving away 5 copies of Strassman's new 'Live Volume 3' DVD!

This is Strassman’s 3rd hilarious DVD! Filmed live in Melbourne, Australia!

Darker and more twisted than ever before, the “Get Chuck’d” tour takes us to the edge of comic madness, exploring dysfunctional relationships with the wildest cast imaginable. Chuck Wood is back – in full force! – as the foul-mouthed, argumentative dummy. He’s got a surprise for Strassman – he’s having an affair with another ventriloquist, the Great Ventrini, and he’s about to walk. The soft and cuddly Ted E. Bare, as anxious as ever, retreats into his fantasy world.

Of course, all your favourite characters are back: Kevin the Alien, senile Grandpa Fred and the hack comic, Sid the Beaver. Sharing the stage with A.N.G.E.L, his first ever female character, Strassman brings them to live with hilarious and spooky reality.

Get ready for a super-charged comedy event!

To be in the running to win, name for us the person you'd most like to be a ventriloquist for. It could be anyone, but make it funny!

Winners will be drawn on the 2nd of August.

 
rlpowellUser is Offline

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13 Jul 2009 5:30 PM  
kevin rudd with his language of ruddish, imagine what you could have him say,it would be funny anyway because it's all hilarious always,he also looks a llot like ted e bear same colouring and bewildered look too
skebabi21User is Offline

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13 Jul 2009 9:32 PM  

I'd love to put my hand up Billy Zane.  Anyway, enough about my fantasies!
fishbrickUser is Offline

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14 Jul 2009 12:04 PM  
The Twelfth Man better know as Billy Birmingham as I would love to Boned! a few people .
patdavidjonesUser is Offline

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15 Jul 2009 10:35 AM  

Gordon Ramsay

Most probably would go Nuckin' Futz trying to add to my repertois

As we all know, he didnt go far past E, when learning the alphabet

 
lozza696User is Offline

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16 Jul 2009 6:59 AM  
My DAD! It's family time at the dinner table, but Dad's rude noises make us vommit so I would put a cheery tone of bells chiming for Dad's disorderly body functions.
poitaUser is Offline

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16 Jul 2009 8:48 AM  
Kevin Rudd, although nothing I could come up with would make as little sense as his ramblings.
marybelleUser is Offline

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16 Jul 2009 3:01 PM  
Tom Cruise: but wait am I too late? Let's see - he's short, prone to outbursts, a dolly for a wife & his acting is stiff & wooden. Definitely a dummy already.
MishzorUser is Offline

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16 Jul 2009 3:32 PM  
Barak Obama. oh to have the power...
snugUser is Offline

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17 Jul 2009 7:36 AM  
John Howard- maybe I can have him say, "Sorry".
sormsbyUser is Offline

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17 Jul 2009 9:39 PM  
Carl Barron, it will be a test to see who is the funniest
fitzyUser is Offline

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18 Jul 2009 5:57 PM  
Lilly Allen so i could put her in a suitcase and shut her up
hermacita76User is Offline

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20 Jul 2009 9:45 PM  
Probably Brad Pitt coaxing himself into having sex with me!!!
rsa1User is Offline

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21 Jul 2009 11:09 PM  
My doctor - so he knows what it feels like every time he gives me a prostate exam.
austhome7User is Offline

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22 Jul 2009 9:56 PM  
Elliott Goblet as he's a man of few words and I've been watching him on YouTube
trillianUser is Offline

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23 Jul 2009 7:11 AM  

Keanu Reeves - the man is such a stiff actor that he would be the perfect ventriloquist dummy.
ScottywadeUser is Offline

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23 Jul 2009 8:41 AM  
Jim Carrey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that man would just RUN AMOK, and of course id make it worse (or better) !!! lol
SmoothazzUser is Offline

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23 Jul 2009 11:34 AM  
Rove McManus he would look so funny sitting there legs crossed with his Little head bopping up and down.
MoreBluesUser is Offline

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24 Jul 2009 11:04 AM  

Arnie (Schwarzeneger) wait he's stuffed already being a politician....be cool to hear a little girl voice saying dirty stuff coming from him. can we dress him up too?
MarkymarkrUser is Offline

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24 Jul 2009 12:54 PM  
David Strassman himself - so he can feel what it's like for once to have a grown man with his arm up your backside making you do and say things you would rather not!!! Signed, Chuck Wood and Ted E. Bare.
milkofatsUser is Offline

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24 Jul 2009 5:04 PM  
Pauline Hanson, She is already a stiff sour puss, With us woking her mouth we can ask her "Plz explain"
arisonUser is Offline

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24 Jul 2009 9:25 PM  
I would be a ventriloquist for Donald Trump, and go to the bank and make a transfer of funds to my own account
mavrick5User is Offline

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24 Jul 2009 11:50 PM  
I would have Orlando Bloom sitting on my knee. I wouldn't make him overwork. He could just look into my eyes and say over and over "I love you and Miranda Kerr means nothing to me".
carmazUser is Offline

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25 Jul 2009 12:11 AM  
I'd like to give a female voice to Sam Newman, and see if he can talk his way outta that!
bertcUser is Offline

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25 Jul 2009 7:24 PM  
Alan Jones - it's time someone heard the truth from him!
puna02User is Offline

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27 Jul 2009 12:22 AM  
Former WWF wrestler "The Rock" And you smelll what Chucky is cookin !!!
gwgamlinUser is Offline

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27 Jul 2009 11:20 PM  
any football player when they stuff up
thebodywallUser is Offline

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29 Jul 2009 1:40 PM  
Eminem, so i can get him to utter the words "I'm going to tour Australia"

Also I'd get him to rap the song I wrote, it's a funny song but as my rapping abilities suck it would be much better coming from his foul mouth lol :)
KrystleUser is Offline

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30 Jul 2009 7:31 AM  
Mr Bean - to give a voice to what goes on in his head - theres got to be a life times supply of gold in there!!!
quokka1User is Offline

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30 Jul 2009 10:57 PM  
Marcel Marceau. I bet he's got a lifetime of unexpressed angst waiting to explode!
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