playing their first ever gig in the US, Kurt Cobain's self proclaimed fave band in the world, the Vaselines front man Eugene Kelly went forward to say “We don’t have any merchandise to sell you. But Frances will give you all a lap dance for $20.”. Touching.

I wouldn't expect them here anytime soon, but send them a few emails and harass them, you never know your luck in the big city. You can check out a pretty decent website devoted to them here at: come.to/vaselines